June 04, 2002
"You don't survive the cola wars without some kick-ass ninja moves."
Damn straight.
For some reason, that just cracked me up. The best I've read there yet, though: Apple Executives Selling Stock, Buying Puppy. "I told them that a puppy is a huge responsibility that you can't just throw $19.5 million at. Who's going to feed it? Who's going to walk it?"