November 16, 2002
From a package of diaper pins:
Remember: Children are precious and no product replaces adult supervision.
Whew! Cuz otherwise:
K: Where's the baby?
S: Oh, I left him in a room with some diaper pins. He'll be fine.
or:
S: Where's the baby?
K: I pinned him to the wall with those new diaper pins. Good thing we're using cloth diapers!