July 16, 2003
It has come to my attention that several employees are talking at their desks during scheduled work hours. I must convey the importance of NOT talking at your desk, or to your desk partner. Talking greatly decreases work productivity, and company morale.
If you need to talk to someone, please schedule a meeting room where you can talk, or use the break rooms. If you are caught talking at your desk, you will be escorted into a meeting room and questioned as to why you are talking, and if it is relevant to your job. If not, you may be subjected to disciplinary actions.
We want you to work hard at eBay, and enjoy your work. Please contact management if you have any questions.
I wasn't sure whether I should post this, because I'm never quite sure that the "leaked" memos at InternalMemos.com are for real. Is posting this just rumor-mongering? But then I realized just how very funny this one was, and I don't care if it's real. It could be.
