Another scene from my life with Kiara
Here’s a tip. When telling one’s spouse about a story in the Onion, make sure they’re awake enough to notice that you said it’s from The Onion.
I started telling Kiara about this guy who was caught in a scented candle store during a mall shooting.
“I looked around at where I was and told myself there was no way in hell I was going to let them find me curled up behind a floor display of Midnight Jasmine Housewarmer jar candles.” …
Much of Mull’s desperate plight was captured on mall security cameras. In the grainy footage, he can be seen inching his way slowly over the blood-slicked floors and past the contorted bodies of other victims before collapsing unconscious in the entrance of The Sharper Image.
She looked at me, horrified. “Oh my god, is his wife alright?”
That’s when I realized that she had been asleep when I started talking and missed the crucial bit.
Then again, maybe it’s just safest not to share stories like this, period.
29 Feb 2008 Sam comments off