From a package of diaper pins:

Remember: Children are precious and no product replaces adult supervision.

Whew! Cuz otherwise:

K: Where’s the baby?
S: Oh, I left him in a room with some diaper pins. He’ll be fine.

or:

S: Where’s the baby?
K: I pinned him to the wall with those new diaper pins. Good thing we’re using cloth diapers!